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Biden In Resurfaced Viral Clip: Recounts Kids Petting His "Hairy Legs" & Jumping On His Lap


Just over a couple months out from the Feb. 3 Iowa caucuses and Joe Biden’s campaign continues to implode at an accelerated rate — and perhaps his mind too — as his officially named ‘No Malarkey!’ Iowa bus tour continues (it’s not The Onion, that’s really the campaign slogan).

And now a ‘rediscovered’ viral video clip of Biden rambling at a previous speaking event is so bizarre and enters a whole new level of creepy that it’s put renewed spotlight on the question of Crazy Uncle Joe’s potential senility. It simply has to be seen to be believed. Surrounded by children, he goes on a free-flowing monologue about his hairy legs and how kids used to rub them to watch the “blond” hair pop up again. What?!?…

“The kids used to come up and rub my legs. And then jump on my lap. I loved the kids jumping on my lap.”

He then randomly transitions to learning “all about roaches” but quickly gets the story back on track:

“So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap and I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap.”

“The men, who are now all men… and they’re all guys at the time, they’re all good men,” he nonsensically continues.

It’s a new to surface segment from the prior epic Corn Pop episode he recounted about his time as a life guard at a public pool in Delaware in the 1960s.

Biden’s story of the unbelievable encounter with a gang leader named ‘Corn Pop’ had previously surfaced and drove headlines back in September, but apparently the even weirder hairy legs and “I loved kids jumping on my lap” segment was little commented on at the time.

Meanwhile, things in Iowa are now getting weird as well, per the NY Post on Saturday:

She must have looked good enough to eat.

A jovial Joe Biden nipped his wife Jill’s finger onstage Saturday at a rally in Council Bluffs, Iowa, as she introduced him at the first stop of an eight-day, 800-mile road trip through the first-to-caucus state.

“Friendly reminder not to kink shame Joe Biden for suckin on his wife’s fingie :),” one journalist, Nicole Russell observed on Twitter.

Well at least it was his own wife’s finger he nibbled on, and not a campaign staffer’s or young supporter’s or a random stranger’s.

The more local campaign events Biden speaks at, the more likely it is that we’re about to witness weirder and weirder behavior from the Democratic front runner.

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According Bloomberg Biden is in danger of a “humiliating loss” in Iowa due to a “poorly organized operation, but clearly judging by the above off-the-cuff clip that might be the least of his worries:

Joe Biden risks a humiliating third- or fourth-place finish in Iowa early next year, according to nearly a dozen senior Democrats in the state who attribute the prospect to what they see as a poorly organized operation that has failed to engage with voters and party leaders.

With fewer than 100 days until the Feb. 3 caucuses, Biden is failing to spend the time with small groups of voters and party officials that Iowans expect and his campaign’s outreach has been largely ineffective, according to 11 senior Democrats in the state. That could send Biden to a crippling loss behind Elizabeth Warren and Pete Buttigieg, who have highly organized campaigns in Iowa, said the Democrats, most of whom requested anonymity to speak candidly about the campaign.

And action needs to be taken say Democrat insiders:

“I think it’s fair to say if action isn’t taken soon, you’re going to find that a person who was 7 or 14 points behind Biden will be breathing down his neck or actually ahead of him,” said Kurt Meyer, chairman of the Mitchell County Democratic Party. “There’s still time because the caucuses are not on Oct. 27, but action needs to be taken.”

Yes we second that, but for entirely different reasons.

via zerohedge


  1. Biden is nothing less than a pedophile, and should step down from politics. It’s bad enough, he’s screwed Americans, are children in his lust list ? Hang the MF.

    • The more believable reason for entry in the Presidential race is the protection of assets channeled viia Hunter… accumulated in trade by means of his political position. It begs the question; can Democratic career politicians,
      generate wealth by clean business deals. Answer > No, since they understand nothing of a business structure. The various Pay-to-Play schemes will continue to be in the headlines. His neurological issues will prevail, so a
      relevant mantra of “Joe Must Go” is around the corner.

    • YUP! I can see it now; ol’ biddie asking all the nurses to “pet his hairy legs”, and “jump on his lap”. However; he’d have to save back his popcicle sticks from supper, and swipe some electrical tape in order to get anywhere.

  2. How can they even think of letting him run for president? He’s a total pervert. His wife can’t be that much better if she puts up with his behaviors.

    • I’ve been thinking the same thing Estell. We’ve all heard stories about how he would come out naked for a swim in front of the secret service women and we’ve all seen the numerous pictures of him kissing and I guess smelling lil girls hair and for his wife not to pull him to the side years ago and tell him to cut it out is beyond me. I guess she’s ok with this type of behavior which tells me she’s a weirdo herself.

    • She’s an enabler. She likes the “rich” life so she looks the other way. Just like Hilary did.

      Now she’s just hoping both her husband and son don’t go to jail for their other way, CRIMINAL.


  3. He’s a criminal, just like Hilary Clinton. That’s why he’s allowed to run. Typical democrat style.


  4. I don’t like Quid Pro Joe, and I think his gaffes are hilarious as well as campaign killing. He is an old man who thinks it’s okay to smell hair and fondle children. However, I don’t see anything wrong with him nipping his wife’s finger while she is flailing her arms around. They are married…. to each other, and sometimes it’s okay to interject some humor into the situation. That being said, he needs to go away and nibble on his wife’s toes AT HOME. The poor old guy is just not well enough to endure a campaign, especially for President of the United States


  6. Biden should have new slogan

    “BOW OUT BIDEN” people are learning of his past corruption, laziness, inability to think on his own, his wife has to sneak him meds when he’s on the podium and his dirty son Hunter is more than a roll of toilet paper on it’s own!! If he were to win any election, he simply will be handing off that seat to his Vice-President. He is grimacing at the idea of having a female running mate and especially one that is not caucasian!! That would be the only way for him to stand or (hobble) a chance at pulling Hillary’s (Made Up)voters and the illegal voters as well.

    Lets call for a paper ballot and Government Identification to be required at all Voting Booths

    Lets get Biblical Morals back in D.C. and not just drain the swamp, reopen Quatonomo Bay(sp),
    After all, their new thing is all about Free Stuff, give the Corrupt Ones 3 hots and a cot.

    May God Continue To Bless America, may he punish those corrupting her.

  7. Look at the Left’s Corruption, check out the truth on THE BLAZE and how the Corrupt are connected. Glenn beck makes sense of it on his program using advanced Ross Perot techniques!

    Hold the Corrupt accountable, keep pushing for the recall of those voted in Office w/no intention to hold up to sworn duties or if they are like Maxine Waters or The Muslim Squad for inciting violence.
    Educate your children folks. The Left has an agenda of rewriting History and blotting out truth. Stand firm on Biblical Principles, admire those that have Prayer at the Flagpole.

    God Bless America
    Rev 1:3

  8. Uncle Joe is a creepy guy, perhaps a pedophile in hiding. Sure talks a lot about being close to kids and enjoying them being on his lap, kids rubbing his hairy legs underwater when he was a lifeguard. More I think about his behavior, the more I think this guy is a pedo.

  9. https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2019/12/02/joe-biden-kicks-off-no-malarkey-tour-lying-about-meeting-kim-jong-un/

    No Marlarkey tour is FILLED with Malarkey, lol.

    “Biden, himself, dismissed such criticism by claiming “the details are irrelevant,” and the central premise of the story was accurate.”

    Yea, details are irrelevant, lol. Like the connection to China’s 1 Billion loan to Hunter. And the Quid Pro Quo which kept 1 Billion from Ukraine so that Hunter’s boss could get his money back then you could demand the firing of the Ukraine Prosecutor?

    I’m starting to hope that Joe gets the nomination so he can get on the stage with President Trump. Now that will be a program to watch as details WILL matter.



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