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Fact Or Fiction? NASA Announces All-Female Remake Of Staged Moon Landings

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As a tribute to the 50th anniversary of its fake moon landing, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has announced a reboot of the staged event that fooled billions worldwide, only this time featuring an all-female crew.

NASA officials confirm they will release a shot-for-shot remake of the meticulously concocted phony moon landing, originally filmed at an undisclosed soundstage 50 years ago this week. The rejuvenated hoax will follow in the footsteps of other recent all-female reboots like Ghostbusters and Ocean’s 8.

“Those were some great buddy films,” a NASA spokesperson told reporters, “but we made the ultimate buddy movie in 1969 when we tricked all those people with Neil, Buzz, and Mike. We thought a modernized update was the perfect way to mark the occasion.”

Rumors claim the part of Neil Armstrong will be played by Scarlett Johansson, with Melissa McCarthy acting in the role of Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin. The Michael Collins character will be portrayed by Dame Judi Dench.

According to sources, the only change in the script is a more inclusive update to Armstrong’s famous words when setting foot on the moon, which will be replaced with the line “That’s one small step for a woman, one giant leap for womankind, mankind, transgenderkind, genderfluidkind, and otherkind.”

Source: The Babylon Bee

via zerohedge

13 COMMENTS

  1. You unintelligent non-believers are bringing up the non landing fake news again? I have a better project for you. Go out and prove the Earth is flat!

  2. Dummies all believe is was not done. I saw the Command and Service modules orbiting the Earth before being launched to the moon by the 3’rd Stage of the Saturn V rocket through (first) a 60mm refactor telescope, then a 6” Newtonian Reflector. Wouldn’t have been possible if the launches were fake.

  3. The fake part of the moon landing are those who reject it now 50 years later. There is far more evidence of the moon landing than the murder of Presidents Lincoln and Kennedy. There are round earth deniers and Holocaust deniers, even deniers of God and His Son, Christ Jesus. The deniers are what is fake.

  4. I would hope this is fake! It’s gotten far beyond ridiculous and pathetic.
    And what would be the point, other than to placate a few sniveling man haters?

    • I have only one question and if you can answer the question positively then you will a Pulitzer prize. Now here is the question: You tell me exactly in scientific terms how even todays technology can put men in aluminum cans and shoot them through the Van Allen Radiation belts and survive the immense radiation that the human body can withstand not once but twice when they come back. They would have had to have three foot of lead surrounding the capsule, and then would not survive the entry burn that would spray thousands of pounds of lead down on the earth. Go ahead smart man explain it. Even NASA has said they have a long way to go to be able to overcome that feat with the weight of lead it would be impossible to even get it off the ground.

      • First you spoke way to soon, and anybody
        With first hand knowledge with the belts,
        Well, let’s put it this way…..your-you-er-your
        Nearest college is probably excepting applications 🌎
        If your-yourr-yer…..liberal minds haven’t destroyed that also. Long story short ((((((RESEARCH))))))
        The van belts out there in outer space.
        It’s not what you think, and my opinion is that the word——-RESEARCH—— doesn’t exist in a mind
        that has been robbed of knowledge, with lies, u-turns, and most of all THE-TRUTH.

  5. Totally fake! I can’t believe that this is even being reported on. You aren’t going to change the naysayers minds so quit even trying. Report the facts and let the people believe what they want. It doesn’t change the history.

  6. Under the current rules only only Males are required to register for the Draft.
    Considering today’s climate it has become time for all Human Citizens, be they Male, Female or Other, to register for the DRAFT.

  7. You gotta love the Bee. Those folks see right through all the balderdash and right to the point. Thanks for a good chuckle for my Monday morning.

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